Coors Train (Express)

When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.

Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.

by The Frosty Tunnel March 24, 2010

National expose day

National expose day is August 15 , this day you expose your friends or yourself

National expose day

by Brincess-.Mimii August 15, 2019

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Calvi Express

A type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids asshole. Due to it's overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. The plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the anal pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. Easy to identify due to it's pungent odor. This plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by anal fluids.

"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"

by Aldick Weskbutt March 27, 2009

emu export

It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

#1 Refreshing taste

#2 Cheap

#3 You won't look like a posh wanker

#4 Available throughout this golden state

#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

#6 Esky of ice is not needed

#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.

"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"

by Tony Comitto January 9, 2008

internet explorer

A great program that lets you download viruses.

It also serves as a program to download firefox which is way better than internet explorer.

internet explorer is just really bad.

see also shit.

Bob: w00t, I’m downloading 500+ viruses a minute on internet explorer!

Jeff: Lololllolololllololollolz0rz! Inronetz explo0dr is liek fukin', shit. lolololollolololo!!!!!!1!!1!11111!!11! XD

by Is this name used? August 6, 2006

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

by Kay December 23, 2007