evolution

Any change in an organism or population, there is no such thing as good or bad evolution.

Grey bugs survive better on grey rocks than black bugs, this is evolution.

by Loller July 8, 2003

Evaculation

(ee-Vak-u-lay-shun) n. To leave a place well after the designated time (late) to vacate.

"They told us the bar closed at 2am, but we didn't start our Evaculation until 3:30am player."

by League of Urban Translators September 12, 2017

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Biblical Evolution

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.

Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

by Reasonable Thought August 15, 2012

Royal Evacuation

The finish of a Blumpkin- When you are taking a poo and getting a blow job at the same time. A Royal Evacuation is the point of orgasm when you lose your load from both sides.

My girl came into the bathroom while I was taking a poo. She got frisky and started giving me mad head. When I came, I called it a royal evacuation.

by c8e July 19, 2007

Premature Evacuation

When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.

I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.

by pauly dee July 25, 2010

New World Evolution

A Gamer Gang that has unimaginable gaming skills in nearly every video game category

Yo man remember that gang over at the game tournament?

Yeah the sik six what happend to them?

They got their asses beat by New World Evolution

Oh shit that's not good, were doomed

by NWE Leader April 25, 2004