Evaned

To mess up so bad

I evaned so hard in golf today

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024

Evade

Evade;

A scawy group of Online hacka's, mainly know for hunting down Online Extorters, and Online predators.
by manipulating computers and Tech Equipment these scawy hacka's are able to collect data, such as Address, Names, and reporting said data to the feds.
Owned by my glorious kings, War (AE war) and kaid :3

Evade On Top N*gga.

by War | Evade May 8, 2025

Dirty Evander

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

UNCLE EVANED

Uncle Evaned

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.

by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021

Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Drop Evade

To kill a enemy in a match or game and then quickly leaving the game or match right after you killed them

Person 1: Kills Person 2

Person 2: Dang he got me good
Person 1: *Leaves the game*
Person 2: No way he just drop evaded me!

by Zqk4x November 20, 2023