Eugene's backpack

When a Eugene is seen with a backpack, one should run in the opposite direction as fast as possible. The common Eugene will often carry a number of things in his backpack, including a trench coat and a fedora. However, the main reason why Eugene's backpack is worrying is because he usually carries his AK-47 assault rifle with many extended clips. He makes sure that he has extra clips when he is planning a school event in the school hall.

Eugene's backpack contained a variety of items including his assault rifle. It was getting to the whole school assembly, and son we were worried about where those bullets would end up
"I saw a Eugene reach into his backpack and pull out a fedora. I ran as fast as I could in the other direction because I was worried about what he would whip out next."
"I was sitting next to a Eugene in class yesterday, when all of a sudden I see him reach into his backpack, I was extremely worried about what he would whip out, so I forced the teacher to let me go to the toilet before I got shot up"
"Me and my friends were sitting in the dining hall, when we see a lonely Eugene reaching into his backpack, we saw a flash of wood, which instantly prompted my Vietnam flashbacks; causing us all to run before he emptied his extended clips into the dinner ladies"

by BFGRED May 17, 2017

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Code Eugene

A code Eugene is a creepy guy who is like of school shooting or rape who likely wears fedoras and/or a trench coat.

This dude texts me to come to his house and i asked him if he liked fedoras. He said yes, likley a Code Eugene

by Not_Eugene December 17, 2018

Eugene Montross

When MTVu asked Travis (of Gym Class Heroes) "Any random messages or tips you’d like to give to mtvU watchers?" he replied "EUGENE MONTROSS IS COMIN’!"

Also, at the 2007 MTV VMA's, Tyga (Travis's cousin) was wearing a shirt that said "Who is Eugene Montross?"

There's even a website eugenemontross.com that says nothing but Who Is Eugene Montross?

So far, the public still doesn't know what Eugene Montross is all about, but we'll probably be finding out soon...

Who is Eugene Montross?

by ThisGrandFacade December 23, 2007

eeger

When a gay guy with a 4.5 inch dick sticks it in some chicks ear and sticks it up her butt and she eats whateevrs on it afterwards.

"Dude when i was giving her eeger, she barfed all over my dick, sweet."

by dirty sanchez lover January 13, 2008

Eugene Mirman

A super cool comedian slash actor slash filmmaker slash author slash advice person slash time traueller. Author of the Will to Whatevs. A very funny man. Not to be confused with Demitri Martin.

"Some percentage of stalking must be effective..." Musings of Eugene Mirman

by Sierraaaaaaaah April 10, 2009

ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003