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extended essay

A paper that an IB student has 2 years to write, assigned by a useless class called TOK or theory of knowledge. It has a 4000 word limit and can be written on anything the student likes. After a year of stressing about CAS hours, the TOK essay, IB orals, and endless work, the student relizes the paper is due the next day and must bullsh** his way through a 4000 word paper that is not in the subject (such as psychology, Biology etc)they chose. The paper is usually submitted to turnitin.com and is 99% copied because of the numerous incidences of plagerism found in the paper. This paper MUST be accepted by IB or you will NOT recieve the diploma and you wasted 2 years of your life and gave up your soul and have become a living zombie and will eventually become a crackwhore.
1.Shana- Hey lynn, why did you cut school today

Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today

Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls

Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB
by Shanabobana =] March 18, 2007
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UrbanDictionary Essay

Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.
by Yaziyo October 18, 2008
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Enstable

To enables and instigate another person's involvement with an activity.
"Jack enstabled Tara's naughty behavior, therefore he is a successful enstabler."
by jackwiggin February 8, 2010
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Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.
Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.
by lily809 April 13, 2010
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Essay High

When you're in the process of writing an essay and all of a sudden BOOM…a huge rush of knowledge comes to your head that helps you focus and type your essay at warp speed.
Doug: "Whoa! What's wrong with Kyle? Why is he so focused on his laptop?"
Kyle's good pal: "Oh, he's just on an essay high."
by EssayMcGee February 12, 2014
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essay

a form of writing which will most likely ruin your life.
P1: "how did you go on the English essay?"
P2: "I think I failed"
by querky June 22, 2015
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Essiah

A silly fun caring guy that will make bad days better at some times but at others can be annoying. Essiah has many freinds and cares about them all. Deals with alot of pressure at times but gets it off of him by doing things like playing games, playing sports, watching, T.V, and talking to freinds. An Essiah is a avrage hight man that will do anything in order to make people luagh lile his freinds. An Essiah is also a sensitive person that can be made sad at times but will act like he is fine. Essiah can talk alot of trash but at the end of the day can be freinds with the trash talked kid. Some of Essiah's freinds will look up to him when felling down and Essiah will help them get back ul off there feet. Essiah is dumb but smart when he wants to be.
Person #1 "crying"

Person #2 someone go get Essiah he can help
by Essiah April 3, 2020
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