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Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
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essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.
Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
by S p a c e January 28, 2023
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Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’
Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!
by EGLF August 8, 2024
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University of Essex

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.
Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.
by That fucking guy April 7, 2013
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Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.
Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*
by Ska-gal July 23, 2009
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West Essex

west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex.

West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.

Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.

On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
west essex is a jappy school with kids who get drunk every weekend.
by doglover1223344food October 2, 2018
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