Psychopath with no regard for etiquette. Especially towards people he can’t have. Likes to show a display of disrespectful actions at other people’s residential dwellings. Thus causing problems for people who want to be together and left alone. In other words. He lost her. He mad about it. But nobody cares. Poses as a Taurean being, but having been born in April he unfortunately is not a good representation of a true high vibrational Taurus. Thus is a lonely low vibrational Taurus that needs to revaluate his worth. So he must be suicidal, bcuz Richard gonna get em.
Janice:
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”
Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”
Janice:
“Ok”
Ernie:
“Penelope, can I talk to you?”
Penelope:
“You need to leave before Richard catches you here”
Ernie:
“No I want Richard to beat my ass”
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”
Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”
Janice:
“Ok”
Ernie:
“Penelope, can I talk to you?”
Penelope:
“You need to leave before Richard catches you here”
Ernie:
“No I want Richard to beat my ass”
by anonymous November 11, 2025
Get the Erniemug. When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 6, 2020
Get the The Erniemug. by SKINLADEN December 15, 2021
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Get the Ernie Mc Inerneymug. 
by James chargles December 14, 2019
Get the ernie fearmug.