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county employee

A government employee that is overworked and grossly underpaid. Counties generally have an employee shortage while expecting the productivity of a full workforce while paying them wages that would have been adequate twenty years ago.
Sarah- I should hook up with Fred. He works so much so he must be loaded with cash!

Jessica- No he’s broke; He’s a county employee.
by Natespartan3777 December 30, 2017
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Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.
by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021
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Great Employee

A person who is not fit to lead a group. They are not free in thought. They listen to orders and don’t have enough intelligence or social skills to become a CEO. They will never be able to climb the ladder of modern day society. In short they are a little bitch.
Guy 1: Dude John is such a clown

Guy 2: He’s gonna be a great employee some day though

Guy 1: True
by asstastegoodiasuume December 13, 2023
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Meta Employees

Caught in text talking about using copyrighted work to make the AI.
Hym "And remember! I am NOT ✌️✊️✌️✊️Authors✌️✊️✌️✊️ MY contributions are integral to the function of the AI (As I am literally the creator of that) and they are just part of the data set (And actively refused to help me in any way shape or form). So... Keep that I mind while you're going through those Meta Employees texts. And, hey, don't beat yourselves up too much. The other countries would have also lost, except, probably faster."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
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California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024
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employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
mugGet the employee uninformsmug.

Employeee

"Employeee" is the actual spelling of "Employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into thinking it's spelt with two e's.
Did you hear that rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?
by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022
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