a school filled with a bunch of sexy people from the stinky and tiny town of emerson new jersey. all the students that attend the school either play sports, are in the play, debate, or even horse girls!! some furries too!! an amazing school to send your kid to if you love a shitty education system and seventeen year olds who think they are wolves and foxes! there have been a few movies made there as well. some of the teachers are cool but others are kinda smelly. ledge is one of the only acceptions
shawty: i love emerson junior senior high school
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
by stinky stinky oopsie May 01, 2020
The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school
by Lumpy funker August 02, 2019
She’s the most kind person you will meet she will protect you at all cost and will never let you down she’s such a kind soul and she’s goofy and funny at the same time if you’re weird like her Emerson is your go to person
by Tokyo aka James December 11, 2021
the sweetest couple to ever be. Both have liked each other for ages and will always be there for each other.
Megan and Emerson. AKA the perfect pair.
Megan and Emerson. AKA the perfect pair.
by unknown...42 December 04, 2020
When you are telling a story and become self aware that the story is getting too long and your audience is distinguished. At this point it is best to stop the story at this point. Based off of Emerson who told notoriously long and boring stories.
Yo man I was telling this story to Mary Helen and had the Emerson Effect! I got out of there real quick before people got too bored.
by Marky No Likey April 15, 2015
Gracen is an absolutely incredible girl. She is one of the best relationship partners you can ever have. She is loyal, honest, and outright caring. She can easily make you laugh and her smile is to die for. On a scale of beaty from one to ten, she breaks the scale. She is always there for her friends and never let’s them down. All of these things describe her well but she sometimes acts like she doesn’t know it. Be thankful if you know a Gracen because you are one of the luckiest guys/girls in the world.
Person 1: “Did you see Gracen Emerson today? She lookin’ good as always!”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, Gracen always looks good! I just wish she could be mine.”
Person 1: “Yeah, me too.”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, Gracen always looks good! I just wish she could be mine.”
Person 1: “Yeah, me too.”
by BDOG102603 March 14, 2019
The Emerson McDonald Expressway is a 5.5 mile (9 km) North-South limited access road that runs along Mallori Spielmann Drive, also known as South Santa Fe Drive, CanAm Highway, or US Hwy 85. Being the third expressway on Mallori Spielmann drive (first being Anna Spielmann Expy (55mph) ) connecting castle rock with highlands ranch; second being Varsity Parkway, 50mph connecting highlands ranch and littleton) It is a 55 mph urban expressway that connects the cities of Denver (Florida Avenue; northern terminus) and Littleton (Littleton Avenue; southern terminus). Currently, pedestrians and most types of bicycles are banned from it, including Mountain bikes, Crusiers, BSOs, children, and fitness. It is only open to road bicycles, gravel bikes fitted with road tires (32mm maximum), track, and time trial bikes. It also functions as a toll road for city e-bikes (entire freeway costs $5.50 to use). The access is controlled at Belleview (Ashlyn Ave; SH88), Hampden (Trump Avenue; US-285) and Evans.
Sophia: Hey Anthony Hardwick, I thought of a great bike ride we could do! Since we both ride specialized tarmacs, let's go bomb Mallori Spielmann Drive. First we will zoom through the 55mph Anna Spielmann Expressway, its sooooo fun with very few lights, keep following it through Varsity Parkway, then get onto the controlled access Emerson Expressway, how does that sound?
Anthony: Are you fucking crazy? Sophia, these are HIGHWAYS FREEWAYS. BICYCLES CANNOT RIDE ON THEM THEY ARE FOR CARS ONLY. CARS GO 800 MPH ON THESE ROADS!!! GO SEEK THEREPY ASAP!!!!
Sophia: So.. Emerson Expressway has shoulders if you are really scared. If you are like me, we shall do it in the express lanes!!
Anthony: Are you out of your mind sophia? Those are EMERGENCY STOPPING LANES not lanes for you to ride your bicycle on!
Sophia: But the Emerson Expressway is a special road bike only road. we will do it or I will smack you hard in the nuts.
Anthony: NO! We are doing the Platte River Trail! I would rather fly past a 2 year old at 70 mph than a car going 800 mph over the speed limit to smack us!
Sophia: Okay coward do the stupid trail. I will ride the Emerson Expressway like it or not.
Anthony: Sophia. Lets put it this way. It's a toll road for cars. you have to PAY to use it.
Sophia: Bullshit. your "A" stands for ass, which is what you smell like. i already said ROAD BIKES LIKE THE TARMAC DO NOT HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL!!!
Anthony: Fine. Just remember "S" stands for Stupid and the "A" stands for Ass.
Anthony: Are you fucking crazy? Sophia, these are HIGHWAYS FREEWAYS. BICYCLES CANNOT RIDE ON THEM THEY ARE FOR CARS ONLY. CARS GO 800 MPH ON THESE ROADS!!! GO SEEK THEREPY ASAP!!!!
Sophia: So.. Emerson Expressway has shoulders if you are really scared. If you are like me, we shall do it in the express lanes!!
Anthony: Are you out of your mind sophia? Those are EMERGENCY STOPPING LANES not lanes for you to ride your bicycle on!
Sophia: But the Emerson Expressway is a special road bike only road. we will do it or I will smack you hard in the nuts.
Anthony: NO! We are doing the Platte River Trail! I would rather fly past a 2 year old at 70 mph than a car going 800 mph over the speed limit to smack us!
Sophia: Okay coward do the stupid trail. I will ride the Emerson Expressway like it or not.
Anthony: Sophia. Lets put it this way. It's a toll road for cars. you have to PAY to use it.
Sophia: Bullshit. your "A" stands for ass, which is what you smell like. i already said ROAD BIKES LIKE THE TARMAC DO NOT HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL!!!
Anthony: Fine. Just remember "S" stands for Stupid and the "A" stands for Ass.
by Boo Radley Game November 23, 2024