Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 5, 2017

droopy eggplant

A droopy man tit or boob
"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

by 6redneckninja9 November 23, 2016

Eggplant Parmesan

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

a very blonde moment for someone who is supposed to be intelligent.

person 1: Quick! name a vegetable!

person 2: Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

everyone else: hysterical laughter

by ;adjflag/rihga'wih'IHIHGGH February 8, 2010

:eggplant:

When you are on discord and relies that the eggplant emoji is :eggplant: so you look it up on the urban dictionary

:eggplant: = 🍆

by Eggplant man May 31, 2018

Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

by Tayne October 11, 2016

eggplant

eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love

hello eggplant.
do you deserve eggplant?
eggplant

by 9705826966048363969cb November 6, 2007