Eggnog Abstinence

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.

Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..

by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011

egonoid

Pertaining to one of many who are labeled as being egotistical.

See also egotistical/egon.

Blake: I scored a 2400 on the SAT. If you scored any less, you're an idiot.

Chris: Shut up egonoid!

(Nickname: Egon)

by MackB83 December 11, 2012

eggnog and chill

Code for when two people go to each others houses during the month of December and fuck

“Elf’s coming on later tryna come over to eggnog and chill”

by Lilelftitties69 December 1, 2017

egzona

Egzona is a very sweet girl, she loves to watch movies, especially movies like how to be found and the blind side, that really touch the emotions of someone. She is also good looking especially with Marc Phillip glasses in the office hours.

If you found a rare Egzona then hope you will see her in MP glasses

Egzona is an Albanian name.

by americandream18 December 10, 2017

eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

egginson

when a guy sags, wears chains and designer clothes, is an overall fuckboy and just a prick in general

*girls walking past* “This guy is a total egginson, makes me wanna vomit”

by hattur April 30, 2020

Eggnism

Religion based on the worship of EGG.
(start reading in russian accent)

BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WE FIGHT WITH EGG AND LOSER EATS EGG IN SHAME WHILE WINNER EATS EGG IN PRIDE! WE ALSO BOIL EGG IN VODKA MIXED WITH BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES.

In soviet russia you don't practice Eggnism, Eggnism practices you!

by Eggmaster69420 August 16, 2020