eggerald

The almighty creator of all things you know and love. Her and her prophets will take your happiness as easily as one can breathe, puny blaspheming mortal.

I simp for Eggerald
Eggerald is hella gay

by Maxisnotpoggers June 14, 2021

EggeTheOne

AKA Egge, is an alpha male with the smallest penis in town, in fact its so small even egges friends is very impressed by how fucking small it is. Egges gay friend bmw 430i once tried to compete with Egge but lost tremendously. My friend who has the biggest of all three and he always gets the girls cause hes so fucking saugen, he once fucked a girl in his car and never told anyone, probably cause he murderd that poor norrtan girl with his humongous cock.

Wow here comes EggeTheOne girls whip out ur putang and let this alpha male with smallest penis in town get to work!

by EggeTheOne November 22, 2021

egberto

A man who is plumped and juicy, he's well established and always ready with a pocket full of money..

Wowww, I see you. You got that dough Egberto.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Egger

To spit hack or cough up mucus

My grandma eggered and i gagged

by TJDAArtist November 23, 2021

Eggers

A mix of "poggers" and "egg" because you were high and really liked eggs so decided to combine your favourite word and favourite food, making "Eggers"

Person 1: Dang bro that was pretty eggers
Person 2: What did you just say?
Person 1: Eggers, whats up with it?
Person 2: Are you high again?

by omg this is so cool like bro h May 24, 2022

Eggbert

My name on JKLM. Also a dumbass who speaks like shit.

Man, eggbert is so good at this bombparty game!

Fuck you, Eggbert dickhead.

by eggbertcentral June 10, 2022

Eggbert

An omnipotent being, inconceivable and infinitely impossible to understand. It is a representation for the entire universe, and is thus unable to be understood by the human race.

You have been subjected to the infinite excruciating anguish and tormentation by the being known as eggbert.

by Eggbert follower September 12, 2022