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When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
Elfing by Bantadant January 19, 2020

Effin' cry 

What Stewie said.
Family Guy Theme Song

Lois:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on tv.

Peter:
But where are those good ol' fashioned values

All:
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

Stewie:
Effin' cry !!!

All:
He's – a – fam - ily guy!!!!!
Effin' cry by seasick crocodile March 22, 2010
A word used by morons who think it's cool to water down the word "fucking".
Those bands were effin' cool.
effin by wwiiggllyy September 12, 2003
effin comes from the name of an Irish Saint - St. Eimhin, pronounced Effin. So it is actually the name of a parish in Co Limerick, Ireland and some of us are very proud of it!!!
I grew up in Effin Co. Limerick, Ireland
effin' by mary Donovan April 20, 2004
when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.
I think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.
elfing by tard420 April 25, 2010
how polite, or posh people, say fucking

not usually in the sexual sense...
you effin oaf!

fetch me my effin cake you spaztard!
effin by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007