Paul: Here's a quote from my newest story: "blah blah"
Emberriser: that sucks, you are an incompetent writer.
Paul: what? I think it's ok, at least.
Emberriser: You suck dick, I have at least 4 years writing experience.
Other: You just got emberrised!
Emberriser: that sucks, you are an incompetent writer.
Paul: what? I think it's ok, at least.
Emberriser: You suck dick, I have at least 4 years writing experience.
Other: You just got emberrised!
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John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
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Eber (עֵבֶר, Standard Hebrew ʿÉver, Tiberian Hebrew ʿĒḇer, Arabic: ھود) or Heber, is a person from the Hebrew Bible and Muslim Qur'an. He was a great-grandson of Noah's son Shem and the father of Peleg and Joktan. He was the son of Salah and an ancestor of Abraham.
In Jewish tradition, Eber, the great-grandson of Shem, refused to help with the building of the Tower of Babel, so his language was not confused when it was abandoned. He and his family alone retained the original human language, Hebrew, a language named after Eber (Heber), also called lingua humana in Latin. (There are different religious positions on this issue; see also Adamic language.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eber
Eber (עֵבֶר, Standard Hebrew ʿÉver, Tiberian Hebrew ʿĒḇer, Arabic: ھود) or Heber, is a person from the Hebrew Bible and Muslim Qur'an. He was a great-grandson of Noah's son Shem and the father of Peleg and Joktan. He was the son of Salah and an ancestor of Abraham.
In Jewish tradition, Eber, the great-grandson of Shem, refused to help with the building of the Tower of Babel, so his language was not confused when it was abandoned. He and his family alone retained the original human language, Hebrew, a language named after Eber (Heber), also called lingua humana in Latin. (There are different religious positions on this issue; see also Adamic language.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eber
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