Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019

eat a dick

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

by dannyisajew September 16, 2003

eatabanana

When you need some code words, to say to your step-sister, and you don't want to let your little step-brother know that you're going to play on the X-Box 360, but you don't want to arouse suspicion by whispering. It's also said really fast, like it's one word.

"YO SENPAI! IMMA GO EATABANANA!"

by SQUISHY~POTATO July 6, 2017

eatable

Something that doesn't make you throw up to think about eating it. Often confused with edible, becuase of the similarity. Just because something is edible, does not mean it is eatable, and vice versa.

While grass is not edible, it is eatable so some people. However, cafeteria food, while always edible, is often uneatable.

by kishalana September 28, 2004

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

by Tarrak November 2, 2010

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011

eat a grape rape an ape

this is a tradition in arfica

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

by devilboy8 May 25, 2016