Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005
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A monumentally painful shit
by Tommy D November 4, 2003
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A polluted planet that is overwhelmed by technology and occasionally has a massive world fight.

Our planet.
The 3rd planet away from the sun.
An inner planet.
In the Goldilocks Zone.
Alien 1 "I heard Earth wanted to get to Mars."
Alien 2 "I can't believe they haven't got to Neptune yet!"

Alien 1 "Yeah, lol!"

Alien 3 "I would hate to see the pollution!"

Alien 1 "They have got many good things though..."
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The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.
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Location of Emperor of Man and Imperial halls. Also called Holy Terra. Generally considered to be an impenetrable fortress.
The Earth has hundreds of thousands of space marines
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Alien 1: Please, buddy, you gotta tell me how to escape all this chaos! I need some place harmless, man!

Alien 2: Go to Earth, then.
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The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.
George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic
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