Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
by Vitamin_Deficiency April 05, 2011
A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
It means that you are listenin to someone elses conversation when you should be mindin your own buisness.
by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004
A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
by Otsego69 March 01, 2016
A kid that you probably shouldn't cuss around. They need to keep their innocence. Their ears are young because they haven't heard anything "naughty" yet. Like if your friend accidentally says something in front of your younger sibling, you would say " be careful there's young ears"
by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020
I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. It’s especially “dorky” when it’s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".
"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"
“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
by Mr. Doobie May 16, 2008
When a puppy gets a burst of energy and plays wildly with it's tuggy toy and shakes it so viciously that it's ear(s) get turned inside out, therefor resulting in "flop-ear".
by pupsy May 28, 2011