ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
by Vitamin_Deficiency April 05, 2011
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dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
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Ear Hustlin

It means that you are listenin to someone elses conversation when you should be mindin your own buisness.
Why you hear hustlin punk?
by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004
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ear bling

I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. It’s especially “dorky” when it’s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".
"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"

“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
by Mr. Doobie May 16, 2008
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flop-ear

When a puppy gets a burst of energy and plays wildly with it's tuggy toy and shakes it so viciously that it's ear(s) get turned inside out, therefor resulting in "flop-ear".
Pup rolled in the mud puddle and had flop-ear when she stood up.
by pupsy May 28, 2011
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WinWins' Ear

WinWin from NCT's Fairy/Elf Ear. The other NCT members have an obsession with touching it. Mostly Mark, Haechan, and Yuta.
WinWins' Ear is so cute and pointy! He looks like a fairy!
by fluffyssi December 29, 2020
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Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability
Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020
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