Free Real Estate

It's free real estate. What more do I need to explain

(Whisper Voice) "It's free real estate".

by Erple July 2, 2018

Real Estate

The best park in a parking lot, usually near the exit of the lot or near the entrance of the supermarket, shopping centre or mall.

When looking for a car park these are the first spaces you look for

See Also: Dream Park

1. "I am going to drive near the door and see if there is any real estate"

2. "That jerk in front of me took my real estate"

by Tom Hung April 19, 2006

Tauranga Real Estate

Property in a scummy "city" of New Zealand which has no soul or character.
The purchase of which translates into the ultimate life fail.
Mainly belongs to newly weds and nearly deads.

John: Ew, what's that smell?
Tim: It's the sewerage plant, so scummy it may as well be Tauranga real estate.

by Nancy Cleary June 9, 2011

SINK ESTATE

The place you go when you can't (or can't be bothered to) urinate in the toilet eg through weariness, boredom, occupied WCs or simply because you have consumed a bladder pressing and thus unbearably large amount of alcohol.

Paul "Don't fill the kettle for a minute I've moved into the Sink Estate"
Claire "For gods sake - please tell me you removed the salad spinner"

by Paulo Robbo September 13, 2011

Harsha Estate

Probably the Best Property Consultant one could ever Come Across. Sounds like Happiness and Real Estate Together.

Rented a Property through Harsha Estate

by Ahsrah November 25, 2021

its free real estate

A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.

Come on Dyllon its free real estate!

by AppleSauce21 January 8, 2019

Free Real Estate

A simple sex move in which one carves open the others body and crawls inside making a home like that of a turtle or snail. This position is unique because you get to penetrate from inside so that after the other is sewed back together with the one inside, it appears that the other has a retractable pp. sometimes, an extra pleasurable experience will result in the one refusing to crawl back out through the vaginal whole and instead creating a new species of double human that become so happy with pleasure they evaporate into ultimate beings of intellect with an unchallenged knowledge of sex. This move can be done with multiple people.

I heard that Carley became a new species after having a free real estate

by Princessdonkey February 9, 2020