Dinosaur Teeth

When a young lady has tons of little teeth closely packed together in her mouth and looks like a dinosaur, i.e. a t-rex.

Guy 1: "Did you let that girl give you a blow job last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no, that bitch had dinosaur teeth! No way am I gonna let her nibble on my knob."

by dp_mcgee March 2, 2010

dinosaur mcmuffin

a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)

barney will eventually die to becoe a part of the dinosaur mcmuffin franchise

by luluthepunk April 26, 2010

dinosaur with 500 teeth

Nigersaurus

White guy: “What dinosaur has five-hundred teeth?
Black guy: “What?”
White guy: “Nigers- *gets beat*

The dinosaur with 500 teeth is a Nigersaurus.

by Ballsack cancer the ||| February 5, 2022

slide down the dinosaur

Leave work right at quitting time, regardless of whether you're in the middle of a project -- like Fred Flintstone in the opening sequence of every episode of the Flintstones. (Shouting "Yabba dabba doo!" is optional.)

Clear paper jam? Heck with that! It's five o'clock -- time to slide down the dinosaur.

by Bobby Narco September 27, 2013

dinosaur bone

Having sex with someone from your past

I met up with a Amanda last night, haven’t seen her in years, we dinosaur boned.

by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018

Ket-dinosaur

Ket-dinosaur is when someone sniffed an indeterminate amount of Ketamine, and then walk with their arms like a T-Rex for the rest of the night. The foot movements are sudden, and portray poor coordination. The Ket-dinosaur is surprisingly good at standing upright though, and is almost always leaning to a preferred side.

Let's get her to the medical tent, that Ket-dinosaur isn't going to survive long in this environment.

by The velvet kangeroo November 10, 2013

Big Caged Dinosaur

A big caged dinosaur is the act of putting a fat person in a cage. The Big Caged Dinosaur can be changed by setting the cage on fire. The Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur

Guy 1: Goodness that must be a Big Caged Dinosaur
Guy 2: I prefer a Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur

by Monokum January 20, 2020