Darko

Darko is a mysterious man, mysterious in the way you have to know more about him, try to understand him. He is a love at first sight kind of man, you will probably break off your long term relationship just for the prospect of something new with Darko. He smokes a lot of cigarettes but looks hot while doing it. He will make you feel spoiled and lucky, but in the end he will likely break your heart or unalive you.

I just met this guy from my work, his name is Darko. He makes me like going to work.

by Pseudoughnut November 22, 2021

Darko Kopić

He plays with your mom when you're not here. He knows how to please a woman, especially your mom... and Tea...

That guy Darko Kopić went down on a woman in a pub. That was his brothers mom who he pleased

by BangyDarko69 November 23, 2021

darkontologist

Da opposite of a PALEontologist.

Dinosaur skeletons tend to be kinda light-colored, and are studied by a PALEontologist. So would a darkontologist be interested in da Dark Ages?

by QuacksO April 15, 2022

Darko

discord daddy that usually has a lot of simps. melancholaholic. dark and depressed.

Darko has lots of kittens. Darko’s favorite kitten is Kiwi.

by Kyuei March 11, 2023

darkosexual

someone who is only attracted to darko

"Hey, are you bisexual?" "No, I only love Darko in my life, I am darkosexual."

by darkolicious July 29, 2023

darkoturkophobia

the fear of being in the dark and all of a sudden a rooster pops up.

for example,
me: "just think about it happening is that not terrifying"
y/n: "you have darkoturkophobia; the phobia you made up"

by starline_isscaredoffurbies October 7, 2023