Dwarfgasm

1.(n). When a dwarf (small person) is at the peak of its sexual pleasure.
2.(n) When a man with a baby penis (1-3 inches) has an orgasm
3.(v) engaging in sexual intercourse with or around a dwarf.( may be between 2 dwarves or a dwarf and a normal sized person.)
4. for 3 or more dwarves see Dworgy

1) WOW! i can't believe lil John had a Dwarfgasm with lil Kim on the coffee table this morning!
2) Sam has such a small shlong that he can only dwarfgasm for 3 seconds.

by Dwarfgasm November 19, 2011

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Porn Dwarf

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.

Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time

by European Bob May 1, 2003

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Poison Dwarf

An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so.

A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.

Aka red dwarf

I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.

by She is a red dwarf June 23, 2006

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Snorkel Dwarf

A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.

"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.

by Shroby September 8, 2006

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