smurf diving

Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.

Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"

Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.

by mctrashpedal January 5, 2011

Sword Driving

To drive with a sword in your hand. Also, a very rude thing to do.

"You're driving your go cart with a sword, aka Sword Driving, in your hand and an angry black man yells at you "It's very rude to drive with a sword."

by Darkhelmet40 January 12, 2008

driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

frontster diving

the act of brazenly sifting through bulk trash that suburban homeowners place in the front of their lawn a few days before the bulk trash collectors come to pick it up. Fronster diving takes place in broad daylight in front of everyone (even the homeowner), and is a common practice by artists who like to recycle. Frontster diving goodies usually include tables, grills, nightstands, wall units, chairs and other items that can easily be given new life.

"Hey, bulk trash day is Monday. Wanna go frontster diving with me this weekend? Last time I scored a set of TV trays, a mattress, and a lawn chair!"

by Kathy Cano-Murillo, The Crafty Chica January 5, 2009

Free diving

Breath-hold diving. The practice of holding ones breath in an attempt to reach great depths or stay immersed for a long period of time. Professionals often can hold for close to 6 minutes if not actively moving.

Ever heard of free diving?

Look at that free diver!

by TwitchyFish August 2, 2008

Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Skinny Driving

The practice of driving while totally nude. Akin to 'skinny dipping'.

"Last night Irene and I went skinny driving out in the country."

by NorthWolf | moonwolfstudio.com April 14, 2005