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downtown guy

You see him at the bar every time you're there. He's got many women (at least 10 years younger) surrounding him at all times. He's charming at first until you realize that this guy just needs attention by as many women as possible. Grossly ego-driven and entitled to everyone and everything! Likely to have a wife at home.
"Oh that's John...he's a total downtown guy. He's good for a few drinks but that's about it!"
by Kitty Canuck April 29, 2014
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downtown pushdown

The push of food in your intestines, usually causing you to have fart or go to the bathroom.

First used in Scrubs by Chris Turk.
"Baby I had a big old lunch, now I got the downtown pushdown!"

"No Turk, no phuffie in here!"
by Jessica Rolfsmeyer February 24, 2008
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download syndrome

Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.
A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!
by Fattay February 17, 2009
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Downtown Julie Brown

Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!

The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!
by The Bottom Rock November 15, 2010
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Downloadaphobia

Downloadaphobia is the general fear of all things downloadable or act of an entity being downloaded.

This fear usually originates from users that have shared computers. A typical example is where the mother 'accidently' throws a brick through the monitor of the screen and blames it on a mysterious virus. A user will develop a fear of a potential virus and spend hundreds of dollars in protecting there computers from this. Ironically virus protection is downloaded so people that have this fear will develop downloadaphobia to an extremity and download nothing.

Most people suffer downloadaphobia to a certain degree.
People that may suffer from downloadaphobia tend to be half french and called Charlotte.
Typical user: y0 charlotte ma main home dawg go on download.com and type in photoshop portable for free photoshop - everyone uses it and it's virus free

you - i know your a genius and all and im'a let you finish but download.com is the biggest distributor of viruses of all time!

Typical user: okay.. how a bout GIMP? it's like photoshop but it's legit and free.

you - you seriously think im downloading something called gimp...lol?

Typical user: OKAY HOW ABOUT MS FUCKING PAINT

Charlotte Dimond - sorry im on a mac

Typical user: I think you have downloadaphobia ^__^
by Disturbings September 19, 2009
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download software

...once again another term for pooping
"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".
by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005
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Downtown Whitehorse

A shithole wannabe city in Canada-Land. A place for chumps, filled with drunk natives, stupid kids, and shitty stores. Also has bad parking.
Bro #1: Yo man, wanna go downtown?
Bro #2: Downtown Whitehorse? Hell naw that place is for chumps!

Woman #1: My Husband never goes "down" on me.
Woman #2: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!

Underdog #1: I will destroy you. You're going "down"
Champion #1: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!
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