douched

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.

1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.

by jess owns you. June 11, 2005

douched

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007

douchenizzle

The ebonic form of saying douchebag. Just as bad as douchebag....but with a izzle added.

See that guy? He thinks hes hip hop...but what he really is is a douchenizzle.

by The Pizza Boy July 3, 2005

douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.

That guy was such a douchenozzle

by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 23, 2011

douchenelle

A category of jerk boys, specifically those with red hair, acid tongues and quick tempers.

A Douchenelle is a poison apple that doesn't fall far from its rotten tree

by aosm March 7, 2010

Douchenwaffle

Another term for douche-bag

The guy i dated last year was a total douchenwaffle

by reggieredbird March 2, 2011