doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016

Doucheback

(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020

douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022

Douchefoolery

When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.

Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.

by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024