Doody-free

A self-inflicted state of constipation, usually caused by embarrassment.

1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.

by Koumba July 28, 2018

Swee Bla Dook

SweeBlaDook is derived from the words Sweet Black Dooky, or what is known as the fecal matter that emanates from the buttocks of a beautiful young black female.

"Girl, the seat of your jeans smells like Swee Bla Dook, an' that's my favorite smell an' shit, know what I'm sayin' "?

by Nuggles November 21, 2010

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008

doofy

Combination of the Latin word doofus, meaning an incompetent tool and the word goofy. A goofy doofus.

Finn, Meadow Soprano's doofy boyfriend, saw Vito giving a hummer to a security guard.

by Stace June 8, 2004

Dook Boy

Someone who is so far up the boss's ass they smell like dookie butter.

Don't say that in front of Ricky. He is Bobs Dook Boy.

by wsp420 November 3, 2016

Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.

Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook

by Kesbutt November 1, 2018