Dookie Butter

The frothy, yet spreadable, nutricious butter that comes from the booty after a night of freakiness.

My dookie butter was all up on that shit! Prepare for the second coming!!!

by boobooboobooboo December 17, 2009

Spooky Dookie

A Spooky Dookie, is when you take a shit typically in a public place during the Halloween season, and instead of real corn in the feces, you put candy corn in its place, making your crap, a Spooky Dookie

Dude, last night on Halloween i thought i bit into a candy corn snickers, but when i took a bite, IT WAS A SPOOKY DOOKIE

by Pope Hank October 30, 2018

dookie crayon

Function: to describe the effects of feces leaving a toilet. In most cases, used as a simile.

1: marks left from a large turd while flushing a toilet.
2: the turd is the writing utensil while the white porcelain bowl is the canvas.

"Have you seen the women's restroom toilet? That huge turd must have stood up on end and scribbled on the bowl like a dookie crayon. It must not have been able to swim. It looks like it spelled out S.O.S."

by handshakedrugs June 30, 2004

dookie chute

where your dookie comes from

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

dookiebazookie

shooting out dookie at high speed.

when you have to dookie really bad, and you hold it and hold it, and your running (pun intended) into the bathroom, and you sit down, and the dookie shoots from you like a bazooka, with out a second to spare, and you think "wow, that was a dookiebazookie"

by curbstyle January 22, 2010

dookie bomb

when you walk into a public restroom, and someone has just taken a really big, smelly dump, and the smell permeates the entire facility

"Wow, that bathroom at work really stinks. It smells like someone set off a dookie bomb."

by renegade of funk July 26, 2007

Dookie Stew

The resulting concotion of a semi loose stool dropped in the toilet bowl. Usually after a night of hard partying and or Chinese Food. The brew tends to look like a brown watery mess with some lumpy burger in it...

Dude, after I partied late we hit the Chinese for some take out. Now I am fixing a batch of Dookie Stew.

by Lil Buhda March 31, 2008