Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.

I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand

by Dook boi February 01, 2017

dook hole

A persons anus.

I'm going to put my foot in ya dook hole. If you don't shut up.

by delithril February 22, 2014

Dook Mariot

The skin dangling from a beef curtain'ed vagina.

Flappy vagina, overused vagina, "Did you see the Dook Mariots hanging from her vagina?"

by RDdddd September 20, 2014

MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!

Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.

by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021

arch dook

A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.

Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.

by jordook November 15, 2009

Dook

Dook Internet pervert. A person who tries to take advantages of other people depending on their sex, age, and race.

He's a dook for trying to convince me to see him at the mall.

by Doua August 13, 2007

dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh September 10, 2008