Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 29, 2009

how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

by Boipi February 24, 2021

Do i have the drink

No no Kimi you will not have the drink

You: do I have the drink?
Me: no no you will not have the drink

by Ppiee May 10, 2020

Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

how do i breathe?

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

by im in school :) March 10, 2022

how do I find the orthocenter of the triangle help me

how do I find the enter of the driangle helkp ome

how do I find the orthocenter of the triangle help me

by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022