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Why do I have to be Steve-O?

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?
by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011
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do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com
JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?
by shitgiver April 15, 2015
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what do you mean, what do I mean?

A response to the question, "what do you mean," when unsure of the answer to the original question "what do u mean" answering the question with the answer.
After being confused, Brad asks Kristina, "what do you mean?"
Kristina than replies, "what do you mean, what do I mean?"

He then looks at her with utter disappointment because he does not know what she means.
by team kb July 8, 2010
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i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
by zman90 November 2, 2020
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HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.
by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008
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why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer
person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."
by The One You Call God September 30, 2020
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