Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

I Do Not Want You In My Life.

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I Do Not Want You In My Life.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Baby do what he want

A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".

Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.

Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.

by SteeleUrNan June 22, 2021

do you want to dance on my cape

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.

Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.

by I'm horny. April 17, 2014

<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Es Tu Punteria Es Tu <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

why do everyone want diamond?

Why deos everone whant diamong?????? diamond diamonds

diamond diamonds

"Why do everyone want diamond?" said Issac with a confused voice.

by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019

Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.

Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?

Deadpool: Yes!... But I can't.

by DarthBombad May 3, 2024