by Keith Christian Cavanaugh of Georgia May 9, 2008
Get the dizazayum mug.An alcoholic beverage named after the mustachioed former Chicago Bears coach. The drink is consumed like this: the bartender squeezes bourbon out of a greasy bratwurst bun into a shot glass, then headbutts you in the nose. You lean forward, letting some blood drip into the shot glass, then slam the shot and yell, "DITKA," in your best Chicago accent. Only recommended once per evening or tailgate.
I'm unemployed, my mortgage is past due, Obama is still president, and the shitty Bears just blew it again. Hey Norm, serve me up a fuckin' 'Dripping Ditka', will ya!
by b-dob November 30, 2009
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Get the dizasta mug.A) A combination of being a total ditz and being totally unthinking of consequences . . . children who are oblivious to the fact they are dangerous to small animals.
B) A normaly smart person that randomly and often slips into the state of being a total dizt multiple times daily.
B) A normaly smart person that randomly and often slips into the state of being a total dizt multiple times daily.
you freakin-freak your smarter than that! Stop being so ditzophrenic. . . the rabbit didn't need a hair cut!
by woobonova April 5, 2010
Get the ditzophrenic mug.A typically confused and slow individual. Common characteristics include a complete lack of common sense, and to an extent innocence that is brought about by the fact that they have only the vaguest idea of what is happening! Usually an attribute found on females and especially blondes.
Kumar says: I've had some ditzy pussy in my time! I've never laughed so hard! Those girl give me jokes!
by Fireplaya Warren June 28, 2005
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