A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
by Bhen1 July 5, 2016
Get the Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disordermug. When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 30, 2017
Get the distracting from the real issuemug. To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.
Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.
by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016
Get the distractionalmug. by Jaytecx November 3, 2023
Get the Distracticsmug. John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.
by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022
Get the Distraction Rectanglemug. An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
by supajack July 25, 2011
Get the unpleasant distractionmug. Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.
by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018
Get the Distractablesmug.