A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
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the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.
by love1d94 April 1, 2013
Get the direction infection mug.A new One Direction fan that started liking them in March. They don't understand the inside jokes and says mean things about Niall's teeth. They don't understand the concept of Jimmy protesting NO and they like them for their looks.
Girl A- Do you like One Direction?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
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