Discombobulate 

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*

Discombobulate by Awesomely Radish June 14, 2010

Miscombobulated

Being is a state where misinformation is confusing your ability to reason. Miscombobulated.

Nick had so much information going through his head his speech was miscombobulated.

Miscombobulated by nnidiffer December 24, 2012

discomboobulated 

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

Discombobulatory by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008

discombobulation 

totaly screwed up either physically or mentaly

mommy said i had issues but i knew i was just discombobulated

discombobulation by Drew January 10, 2003

discombobulate 

To throw into a state of confussion.

Her example threw everyone into a state of discombobulation.

discombobulate by Mary March 16, 2004

miscombobulated

skrew up or disfigured.just plwin wierd

micha is miscombobulated

miscombobulated by kyle September 24, 2003