Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)

"Wow, Dion is so short"

by Dion69420 February 13, 2021

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

dion spears

a old man that is in highschool still

look its a dion spears how has he not graduated yet

by deception2 December 22, 2023

Dion

Terrible haircut, every Dion I have ever met has either been bald or just overall had a god awful hair cut. They also usually smell like smegma.

Dion is VERY annoying

by shhhefbshfbhfebhbefbfh March 10, 2025

Dion

Dion a really gay guy that is shit at sports and loves sucking cock

What a Dion

by 9876543456 September 24, 2019

Dion's Mom

a old worn out hag with a massive coochie to fit all your friends.

i just slept with dion's mom and i got AIDS

by mom fucker 69 December 6, 2021

DION

dion is fucking ansty and he used to eat vienna sausages as a child (nasty) and hes a scammer and scams people on adopt me, little kids cry every single night because of what he does. he took my little sisters nfr horse and she had a whole break down over it. END OF STORY, HES A FUCKING BITCH AND HE WORKS AT A PIXELATED GAME!!! TOUCH SOME FREAKING GRASS

dion sucks and smells like shit

by dionsmellslikeshit December 2, 2023