Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you

-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010

Difficlit

This adjective has a two meanings. It is a combination of the words difficult and clit

1) A girl that is hard to get to sleep with you and or teases.

2) A girl that always has a problem with something and stops everyone from having a good time.

Dude, she's so hot but I can't get her to sleep with me, what a difficlit girl.

Why does she have to be so difficlit? Everyone just wants to have a good time and party.

by Robb Deep February 11, 2009

Differbelt

When you wear a different style belt than you normally wear.

Different+belt=Differbelt

Guy1: “That’s not the belt you normally wear?”

Guy2: “yeah I’m wearing a Differbelt.”

by Chenne111 September 17, 2019

Daffaa

He is the most incredible, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, sublime, breathtaking, dazzling, amazing, stunning, tremendous, extraordinary, unbelievable, staggering, funniest person you will meet. If you happen to meet a person with this name, do not skip the opportunity to fuck him, you won't regret it.

"I fucked Daffaa last night, it was phenomenal, he has a whole elephant trunk down there."
"Daffaa is so hot, I wish he would step on me."

by hasasd November 23, 2021

Leaky diff

After plowing her deeper than a Victorian farmers shy horse in the middle of summer and you nut in her Mary. Her growler is gonna be leaking more than beaver’s dam after a flash flood

After being balls deep in her vadge for 6 hours and you nutted in her more times times than jehavos witness has banged on a door she’s gonna have a serious case of thee old leaky diff

by Mushnuts December 20, 2019

Advait Diff

When the cool kid is just better than the other cool kid

OMFG THAT'S ADVAIT DIFF

by Awesomness0000 July 30, 2021

The difference between punk, emo, and scene

Punk- People who are rebellious, they don't like being told what to do. They tend to make their own clothes. (Hence the ripped clothing) True punks are non-conformist. So this means they do what they want because they themselves want to infact do that, not because there friends convince them into changing. They want to make an impact on authority to change it for the better. They believe in rebellion, but for a cause thats worth it.

Emo- More of a phase. People who tend to be more emotional and don't handle pain to well. They have a low tolerance for emotions. They don't always wear black, but also don't wear bright colors.

Scene- It's just more of a fashion. They like the goth look, but add neon colors and accessories. (Clip on bow berrets from when you were younger) Almost a Raver/Burner and Goth mixture.

The difference between punk, emo, and scene.

Punks - Not as mean as they look.

Emos - Short for emotional.
Scene - It's just more of a fashion; they like the goth look, but add more color.

by .GetItRight. May 14, 2016