dickanus

is the inside of the tip of your penal erection

i put a tree limb in my dickanus.

by cory smith December 17, 2003

dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

dickvina

a penis that looks like a vagina

Look at spankkie's genitals! He has a dickvina!

by GurlGenius January 15, 2009

Dickwanger

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt

"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"

by Nyancat April 4, 2012

dicklands

When some mistakes the word "docklands" via a typo

the skyline looks just like dicklands

by petechez October 16, 2009

Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

Dicknanigans

when your bros are up to no good being gay af

a- wheres michael
b- doing to some dicknanigans with Joe.

by Roast chicken and beef November 1, 2015