Dick cheese 

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

Dick cheese by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick cheese 

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

Dick cheese by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick cheese 

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

Dick cheese by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Dick Cheese 

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

Dick Cheese by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Dick cheese 

magregor

"Magregor has dick cheese"

Dick cheese by Ihate_dickcheese January 29, 2024

Dick Cheese 

A person who is a real big jerk.

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!

Dick Cheese by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025

[Dick] Cheese 

Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.

"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."

[Dick] Cheese by Dick Clean December 20, 2008