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Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
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Still writin' in my diary

Keeping a low profile...staying to yourself.
Q: How ya maintainin'?
A: Still writin' in my diary!!
by Greezy's_Princess August 6, 2018
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Dork Diaries

I looove dork diaries!
by alola! July 9, 2023
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Vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted by TVD cast. Especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you..
Girl:I’m a vampire diaries sexual
by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
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vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual
by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
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Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”
by Harryysonn July 19, 2023
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Cum Diaries

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes
by Cummealean June 5, 2022
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