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deaked

When one gets soooo hammered he or she falls asleep in a bizarre place (on toilet, in bathtub, on roof) and then proceeds to defecate while still asleep.
Bro1: Thomas is absolutely destroyed right now.
Bro2: Yeah man he's gaboed.
Bro3: NO. He hasnt gone to the hospital yet. But he does smell like he shat himself.
Bro1: Yeah man he got deaked.
by Tomtay October 26, 2011
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deakin

a university in Victoria, Australia known for being a party school filled with under-achieving plebs doing criminology or some other useless course.
Person 1: Lol RMIT is way better than Monash
Person 2: As if! RMIT is basically a TAFE.
Person 1: Well at least we don't go to Deakin
Person 2: hah trueeee *laughs together*
by proskier August 9, 2017
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chris demakes

lead singer of less than jake and is very talented and cool. and hot. he plays guitar for the band, and sings too. he and roger manganelli (hot fuckin bass player from less than jake) both share the vocals. go see less than jake in concert. its a gooooood time!
chris demakes is AMAAAZING!
by rogers loverrr October 28, 2006
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devagina

The act of removing a female's vagina. The female version of to castrate.
I will devagina you with a dull knife.
by Shallizzy August 31, 2008
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Depak

An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet.someone who is perfect in every way.
Caring, Sensitive and Artistic. Natural intelligence and humble demeanor. Loyal and trusting. Found to be charming and handsome by many. Requires encouragement and motivation in starting projects, but once inspired completes the most challenging tasks with ease. Cherished by family and much loved by many.
I wish I would be a Depak...they all would come running
by Depak June 22, 2011
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Devan Witt

One who loves to have thumbs and other objects put into his buthole and other bodily cavities. One who sleeps while dreaming of other mens body parts in his. Has been known for screaming and moaning in his sleep. Loves to have other warm MALE bodies atop his own and dreams of the day that one man will finally satisfy is ever-loving desire for a warm, throbing, thick, juicy male genitlia to be thrust into his buttox. Great roommate though! Known for being extremely organized and always ontop of his business. But back to the main topic Devan's are also known for loving the same gender whether it is a girl or guy all Devans love the feeling of the same gender on there skin. Have very poor dance skills, one might even say that there dancing compares to that of the organism named shelby. Lastly to conclude todays lesson Devan's are infatuated with the idea of thumbs. Thank you that is all!
"OMG did you hear that Devan Witt last night?!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"

"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
by Best-roomamte-EVER October 24, 2012
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Deakin

A very powerful being, a religion created to stop evil forces.
Deakin the king of all mortals.
Deakin is a god.
by JacobBieber February 13, 2019
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