deuce door 

Commonly used to describe the asses of particularly attractive females, this term has been developed by an innovative group of retail managers checking out the asses of attractive customers. It could be considered a slang word for where one might want to put their genitalia during a sexual encounter.

"Did you see the deuce door on that girl?"
"Man, I would totally throw it in her deuce door!"

deuce door by HBros8246 August 9, 2009

deuce ex machina

For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.

Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.

"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"

"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."

Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.

deuce ex machina by shizzinator March 31, 2010

Rockin' A Deuce 

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

Rockin' A Deuce by SBD March 27, 2005

deucefest 

When a bunch of high-school seniors are on their senior trip and some guy gets paid fifty bucks to get crapped on in the face. Usually followed by the people watching having to serve a detention the day after they graduate, where they then get their diploma. deuce

This is the most disgusting, inhumane act of God I have ever witnessed, I wouldn't do this to a dog. - our superintendant after he found out

deucefest by Adam December 5, 2004

deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.

Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.

deuce cobra by mbc33 October 6, 2010

Deuceronomy 

Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.

Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...

Deuceronomy by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013

Deuceotomy 

When you need to take a larger than normal bowel movement. I need to get the duece(#2) out of me.

Boss: Tony why you are late coming back from lunch!?!
Tony: Sorry boss, I had an appointment.
Boss: Oh, is everything alright?
Tony: Yea, turns out I just needed to get a Deuceotomy.
Boss: That sound serious...
Tony: Yea, it was pretty shitty.

Deuceotomy by A2theEyE January 27, 2018