desperate

1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles

by namibe January 20, 2005

Desperates

A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.

Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!

by arobine31 May 5, 2011

Desperate Faggot

A guy/girl who messed up with a friend or family member, so they think they can write a definition, hope all editors fall asleep and pass it, then hope that the person they made angry will randomly get on Urban Dictionary, look up their own name, see the definition and everyone will be happy.

-Good Day Gents-

A: Dude Ericas pissed off again.

B: You should write a definition on Urban Dictionary for her!

A: Why the hell would I do that, I'm not a 'Desperate Faggot'.

by Urbangamer123 February 12, 2010

Desperate

Emily Wood. The whore who will bring anyone down to her level so she's not alone. She will suck any dude's dick for attention, but nobody wants her anyways.

Dude, Emily Wood is so desperate. Do you think she'd blow me no strings attached?
Definitely not. She'd want to be in a relationship with you.
Dumb whore.

by ihateeverybody. June 18, 2010

Really Desperate Housewives

Straight Porn, A girl and a guy fucking

I was watching some "really desperate housewives" last night, while i jacked off.

by FDAMAN July 14, 2011

Tales of the Desperate Heroes

An awesome series of videos on YouTube. These videos were made by crazyguy980. These videos feature all of your favorite superheroes. They started when Spider-Man joined the Fantastic 4 and had to choose between the Avengers and the Fantastic 4. He decided to go with Doc Ock. He became evil, but turned good again when the Avengers and Fantastic 4 teamed up. Dr. Doom now overpowered Doc Ock and works with Lex Luthor. Luthor works with the now evil War Machine who accidently kills Dr. Doom. Truley amazing.

Tales of the Desperate Heroes is the best YouTube video in the world. I love Tales of the Desperate Heroes.

by The Straight-edge Savior February 7, 2010

Sean Boyle desperate

When someone is so desperate you get laid they go to such extreme length such as to try and shag a girl while she is on her period

What was Alex like at the party?

He was totally Sean Boyle desperate to get laid

by Therockycocker January 4, 2014