Derby County

An English football club who have spent most of their years in the top tier of Englands highest division.

Derby fans are probably the most loyal fans in the country, because even during the bad times they sell out almost every single game and outsing opposition fans home and away.

Derbys local rivals are Nottingham Forest who play in League One and probably won't ever get out of it, however due to how shit they are, most Derby fans have forgotten about them. In fact you may struggle to find a Derby fan who can name a single Forest player...

"Have you ever heard of Derby County?"

"Yeah... we beat them but i've never experienced such passionate fans in my life"

"What about Nottingham Forest?"

"Sorry?... Is that joke?"

"Yeah might as well be!"

by M.a.t.t February 25, 2008

Rain Derby

A rain coat. Originates from 16th century England. While viewing races, spectators had to keep dry while it rained.

rain coat slicker rainderby rain derby

by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 17, 2008

Derby Turnover

When two people bendover and put their pooholes together and crap after sex.

Lisa "Oh my god Tom asked if I wanted to Derby turnover with him, gross!"

by HiImA[Loser] March 22, 2009

Roller Derby

girls (and sometimes boys), skating on a circular track, hitting each other down and such. did i mention their wearing fishnets and tiny mini skirts. basically, The single hottest thing i have ever witnessed.

Roller Derby; a sport for the girls who tore the heads off their barbies.

by Nana H.H. Semaj March 14, 2011

kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

by Indian Charlie May 17, 2006