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Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
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The Homo of the Depot

My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.
Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.
by John Gettin Doe July 29, 2020
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Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!
by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020
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Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .
I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.
by Depot of home. September 29, 2021
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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
by Lay uhh December 15, 2022
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Fuck Depot

Slut. Highly sexually active female. Female who is used for sex then forgotten. To be sleeping with a lot of partners.
Keri is a fuck depot. She is fucking Bob, Ted and me.
by Meth Guzzler August 14, 2018
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Dusty Depot

when you’re fuckin a bitch and her depot is dry as dust
man I just fucked that bitchy and her pussy was as wet as dusty depot
by MR. PATRIOTIC June 11, 2018
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