State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

self dependent

to wash clothes in the basement, also sprinkled with cinnamon

them cinnamorolls got taught how to be self dependent

by fabseboy June 4, 2023

Dippin Depends

To have sexual relations with an elderly person.

"Yo man, where is John at?"
"I have no idea, that horny bastard is probably dippin depends" - GA

Guy asks his buddy, looking at an old lady."Hey, what do you think, dippin depends?"
Buddy says. "man, your low"-GA

by redstreak January 19, 2010

Co-dependent

• Partly depends

• Will not exist without the other thing

1) the eco system is co-dependent on everything

by Silver-line December 16, 2023

Depends

A name brand, and also a word used when the answer is based off of a decision.

"It depends, J.T." "That's a name brand, Zachary"

by Pedro K. Hasseem December 5, 2017

dependent adulting

adulting in parents’ money

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022