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Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.
I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..
by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023
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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025
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Dependent

YES! OK! Now we're getting somewhere!
Hym "Yes! So the validity of a set of propositions is dependent on the underlying ideas... So, at the core of the of the Abrahamic religions... The underlying idea... That determines the validity of the subsequent ideas... Is the claim that the creature of the universe spoke to the Jews. And that didn't happen. Which is what the question "Do you believe in God?" Is pertinent. So, God didn't say anything to Moses. What you have here is a psychopathic narcissist gloming on to a preexisting religion (following in the footsteps of the original psychopathic narcissist) and trying to morph the religion to his own ends so he can maintain the moral authority that the religion allows him to claim. That's what Jordan Peterson is doing. The validity of everything he says, hinges on a truth claim he does not believe. The thing you said (Jordan), IS NOT GOD. That you. You are not God. You don't even believe that there is one. You are a charlatan. It's not that deep."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.
Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.
by CharmScorp July 25, 2013
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Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024
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Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.
Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf
by CharmScorp July 25, 2013
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Victimhood Dependency

noun
noun: Victimhood Dependency

Victimhood Dependency, also known as “Woe is Me syndrome,” is in most cases a severe addiction to the attention and exclusive treatment one receives from sympathetic/empathetic interactions from others.

Typically in public settings, especially online settings, a person with Victimhood Dependency will tend to take controversial things about themselves (i.e: race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, disability) and complain about them in return for interaction from others as well as exclusivity from them.

Cases of Victimhood Dependency can be diagnosable within one conversation for most cases. Worried about a friend? Please read the example below:
In the example, if it’s not obvious enough, the person affected with Victimhood Dependency is Person 1.

Person 1: “Hey, I’ve heard that our high school is having a reunion party next week! Totally dope, right?”

Person 2: “Oh, that IS dope! What day and time?”

Person 1: “It’s so hard being a minority, I really wish things were easier for us.”

Person 2: “I don’t see how…”

Person 1: “Are you denying my VERY REAL discriminative experiences right now?”

Person 3 (Often deemed “Dipshit”): “Yeah, Person 2, you’re an asshole. Person 1, allow me to kiss your feet and encourage your behavior.”

Person 1: “Sweet…”
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