Dense Breast 

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

Dense Breast by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

dense fuck 

having a lot of fun. me and my friend saw it on a wall and decided to change the real meaning

That party was dense fuck.

dense fuck by supercow July 19, 2004

Dense Breast 

A pair of fake titties

"Why is Caitlyn filing for bankruptcy?"
"Her dense breasts must've been expensive"

Dense Breast by Le Shink November 28, 2016

Dense Breast 

the act of stuffing ones bra with socks making them lumpy and dense

1.you could tell she had very dense breasts .
2.she took off her bra but she had dense breast so it was extrememley disapointing and all you could see was socks.

Dense Breast by jhonsena October 1, 2016

Dense breast 

The state of u having large andouble firm breasts

Ohhhh that girl got the dense breasts

Dense breast by Derpydederpyderp October 1, 2016

Dense as a brick 

Someone can’t take a hint at all that someone likes them.

Ethan is dense as a brick.

Dense as a brick by Red cheese January 27, 2021

Dense Breasts 

Dense breasts breasts with the same mass as normal breasts, but compressed into a raisin or sausage like protrusion that is sometimes confused with a nipple, but is in fact distinct as the entirety of mammary gland itself.

Although widely stigmatized and honestly being pretty fucking horrifying, dense breasts have recently enjoyed a surge in exposure as a result of being culturally normalized across Japan after being prominently featured as a physical attribute of the popular Dragon Ball Super character, Monaka

Monaka is the most powerful fighter in the 9th Universe - are his dense breasts the source of his powers?

Dense Breasts by MonakaTheGreat September 30, 2016