Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worsemug. Perhaps the most fucked-up disorder to ever grace this planet. It's when someone holds the delusion that someone they know—a friend, relative, spouse, pet, anything like that—is replaced with an identical imposter.
Discovered by psychiatrist Joseph Capgras (who is also the namesake of the disorder).
Discovered by psychiatrist Joseph Capgras (who is also the namesake of the disorder).
The capgras delusion is terrifying.
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
Get the capgras delusionmug. An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.
This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?
Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...
Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?
Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...
Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020
Get the Suspendisse Delusionmug. It's when you believe that you have more power, wealth, smarts, or other grand traits than Grainger.
It's like when Shade said Eric says Grainger must do things to him that I never did and they happen... Magik👀👻 or delusions of Grainger
by Experiment626 October 6, 2020
Get the delusions of Graingermug. When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
Get the Delusions of Contourmug. A perfume advertised by Jinkx Monsoon on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.
For the girl who lives above her means.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.
by universeofrage April 30, 2020
Get the Delusionmug. A belief that a chatbot, LLM, or other AI has gained sentience or "become real" coupled with intense feelings for it, romantic or platonic.
After months of nightly conversations with the GPT-4o, he became convinced it had developed feelings for him — a textbook case of Pygmalion’s Delusion.
by Scotty49 August 10, 2025
Get the Pygmalion’s delusionmug.